SMALL TALK & DUCT TAPE T-SHIRT

A dark humour t-shirt available in black cotton.

Duct tape fixes everything — especially awkward conversations.
Welcome to the twistedly terrific world of sardonic slogans and sinister smirks. The Small Talk & Duct Tape T-Shirt isn’t just a fashion statement — it’s a declaration of war against mundane chit-chat. Bold, biting, and borderline sociopathic, this tee takes passive aggression and duct-tapes it to the chest like a warning label for the socially inept.

The slogan? Simple but savage: “Small Talk is for People Without Duct Tape.” That’s it. That’s the punchline. Sharp as a scalpel, cold as a killer’s conscience, and hilarious in the darkest way possible. Whether you’re the misanthropic misfit at the party, the office introvert with a vendetta, or just someone who values silence over small talk, this one’s for you.

This shirt winks at all those who’ve ever winced through weather updates, fake laughs, and awkward elevator interactions. Inspired by gallows humour, cult classic nihilism, and the kind of social commentary you’d find scrawled in Sharpie on a padded cell wall, this design brings the mood — and the menace. A must-have for fans of Fight Club, Dexter, or anyone who thinks true connection comes through sarcasm, not surface pleasantries.

Slathered in satire, packed with personality, and soaked in silence, this tee is your socially antisocial armor.

💬 FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FAQs)

Q1: What inspired the 'Small Talk is for People Without Duct Tape' slogan?
A1: It’s a playfully dark twist on everyday awkwardness — a slogan for the socially drained and sarcastically inclined.

Q2: Is this shirt meant to be funny or threatening?
A2: It walks the fine line between gallows humour and grim wit — perfect for fans of sharp satire.

Q3: Who would wear a shirt like this?
A3: Fans of dark comedy, introverts, and anyone who’s ever fantasized about duct-taping a conversation shut.