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T-SHIRTS FOR WRITERS

Hellwood Outfitters are proud to offer a worthy selection of T-Shirts for budding wordsmiths, wannabe writers and armchair scribblers.

Wear words of wisdom and inspiration on your chest.

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All Writers Are Lunatics T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Hellwood presents a range of t-shirts for writers, readers and all literary psycho's. All Writers are Lunatics - how true!
E. L. Doctorow T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.T-Shirts for Writers. You bet! Show your passion for the written word with one of our exclusive t-shirts designed especially for the scribe in all of us.
Go To The Library T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Inspired by the bestselling authors words of wisdom, the unique Go To The Library T-Shirt from Hellwood is must have for all book lovers and fans of the horrormeister.
Hardboiled Writing T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Master of hardboiled noir, Raymond Chandler, advised 'When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in hand.' A unique tee for all aspiring hardboiled writers.
Ken Kesey T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Ken Kesey was an American novelist, essayist, and countercultural figure. He considered himself a link between the Beat Generation of the 1950s and the hippies of the 1960s. The Ken Kesey T-Shirt is inspired by the Merry Prankster and author of the...
Kurt Vonnegut T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.The Kurt Vonnegut T-Shirt commemorates the cult American author of Slaughterhouse Five and Breakfast of Champions. In a career spanning over half a century Vonnegut published fourteen novels, three short story collections, five plays, and five works of non-fiction. He died in...
Paul Auster Quote T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. The Story is not in the words... It's in the Struggle. Celebrate the creative genius of novelist Paul Auster with this inspiring but simple typographic tee for the aspiring writer.
Pink Floyd - Little Black Book T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'I've Got A Little Black Book With My Poems In' The Pink Floyd - Little Black Book T-Shirt is inspired by the track Nobody Home that featured on Pink Floyd's classic 1979 The Wall. Written by Roger Waters, the song...
Schmucks With Underwoods T-Shirt
£20.00
A black or white cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. The Schmucks With Underwoods T-Shirt is inspired by the infamous quote, attributed to, amongst others, Hollywood mogul and President of Warrner Brothers Jack Warner, and designed for all writers to stand tall and proud.
So Many Books, So Little Time T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.A phrase that seems to pop up just about everywhere is, in fact, ascribed to Frank Zappa and features front and centre on this t-shirt for book lovers everywhere.
Stephen King Quote T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Celebrate the legend that is STEPHEN KING with this T-Shirt from Hellwood Outfitters. King is the winner of numerous awards and responsible for over 350 million book sales. He is also the author of one of the best books on writing,...
T. S. Eliot Quote T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Between the Idea and the Reality, Between the Motion and the Act, Falls the Shadow. Unique T S Eliot Typography Tee from Hellwood Outfitters.
Thomas Pynchon Quote T-Shirt
£20.00
A black or white cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'There Is Nothing So Loathsome As A Sentimental Surrealist.' The Thomas Pynchon Quote T-Shirt is inspired by Pynchon's award winning novel 'Gravity's Rainbow'. TIME named the novel one of its "All-Time 100 Greatest Novels", a list of the best...
Tom Wolfe - Bullshit Reigns T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. The Tom Wolfe - Bullshit Reigns T-Shirt is inspired by the famous quote from Wolfe's quintessential novel of the 1980's Bonfire Of The Vanities.
Vintage Library Card T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. A one of a kind T-Shirt for book lovers of a certain age who remember the good old days of library cards and date stamps.