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CULT & CLASSIC TEE COLLECTIONS

Everything your heart could desire from cult horror to classic comedy, hard rock and delta blues to infamous outlaws and authors with teeth.

Hellwood Outfitters present a BRAND NEW T-Shirt Collection

BRITISH FILM NOIR T-SHIRT COLLECTION

Enter the shadows with T-shirts inspired by British noir, classic crime cinema, psychological thrillers and forgotten films from the darker side of British cinema.

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Tales From The Hellwood Archive

Stories from the darker corners of film, television, music, literature, crime, history and the unexplained.

Bloody Mary: How an Old Mirror Divination Ritual Became a Childhood Horror Legend

The Bloody Mary mirror legend did not begin neatly with a murdered witch or vengeful Tudor queen, but grew from older traditions of staring into darkened mirrors to glimpse the future. Somewhere along the way, courtship divination became a bathroom dare — and the face in the glass became something considerably less friendly.

D. B. Cooper: How a $20 Airline Ticket Created America’s Perfect Unsolved Crime

On Thanksgiving Eve 1971, a quiet passenger calling himself Dan Cooper bought an $18.52 airline ticket, demanded $200,000 and parachuted from a Boeing 727 into the darkness. The D. B. Cooper hijacking became America’s perfect unsolved crime because investigators found pieces of the story but never the man at its centre.

London After Midnight: How a Lost Film Became More Famous After It Disappeared

London After Midnight disappeared decades after audiences first saw Lon Chaney’s grotesque Man in the Beaver Hat, leaving photographs, scripts and memories where a film ought to be. Its strange afterlife explains why this lost film has become more famous in absence than many silent horrors that actually survived.

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Original Cult Film, True Crime & Classic TV and Conspiracy Theory Apparel

Hellwood Outfitters is a one-man operation dedicated to creating the web’s most eclectic collection of 100% original and unofficial t-shirts. From deep-cut 70s horror and cult cinema classics to the dark history of true crime and the legends of rock, every design is hand-crafted for the deviant fan. Shop our exclusive, high-quality fan gear with worldwide shipping and a commitment to independent style.