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CULT & CLASSIC TEE COLLECTIONS

Everything your heart could desire from cult horror to classic comedy, hard rock and delta blues to infamous outlaws and authors with teeth.

Hellwood Outfitters present a BRAND NEW T-Shirt Collection

BRITISH FILM NOIR T-SHIRT COLLECTION

Enter the shadows with T-shirts inspired by British noir, classic crime cinema, psychological thrillers and forgotten films from the darker side of British cinema.

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Tales From The Hellwood Archive

Stories from the darker corners of film, television, music, literature, crime, history and the unexplained.

Crop Circles: How Two Men, a Plank and a Wheat Field Created a Modern Mystery

The crop circle mystery turned the wheat fields of southern England into apparent landing grounds for UFOs, earth energies and unknown intelligences. Then Doug Bower and Dave Chorley stepped forward with a plank, some rope and the awkward suggestion that the paranormal phenomenon had begun as two men having a laugh.

Exploding Plastic Inevitable: The 1966 Show That Invented the Modern Multimedia Gig

Andy Warhol’s Exploding Plastic Inevitable threw the Velvet Underground, underground cinema, strobe lights, dancers and a mirror ball into the same room and turned a concert into sensory overload. In 1966 it looked like downtown New York losing its mind; decades later, much of modern live visual culture looks strangely familiar.

Dogme 95: The Ten Rules That Tried to Strip Cinema Back to Reality

Dogme 95 declared war on elaborate sets, artificial lighting, added music, special effects and even the director’s credit with ten deliberately severe filmmaking rules. What began as Lars von Trier and Thomas Vinterberg’s 1995 provocation produced remarkable films, exposed its own contradictions and anticipated the stripped-back digital cinema that followed.

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Original Cult Film, True Crime & Classic TV and Conspiracy Theory Apparel

Hellwood Outfitters is a one-man operation dedicated to creating the web’s most eclectic collection of 100% original and unofficial t-shirts. From deep-cut 70s horror and cult cinema classics to the dark history of true crime and the legends of rock, every design is hand-crafted for the deviant fan. Shop our exclusive, high-quality fan gear with worldwide shipping and a commitment to independent style.