Paranoia, Propaganda, PSA's and Parody

Step right up, citizens — the warning posters have come off the walls and onto your chest. Paranoia, Propaganda, PSA’s and Parody is Hellwood Outfitters’ twisted gallery of mock-serious messages, where everyday objects become sinister threats and vintage poster art gets a darkly comic remix.

Every tee in this collection plays like a lost poster from an alternate history — warnings against funky strangers, fingerless glove fiends, Wi-Fi ghosts, and the man in the mirror himself. Equal parts Orwellian dread and pulp-comic absurdity, they’re a love letter to vintage illustration, retro slogans, and the art of turning fear into fashion.

So whether you want to wear a cautionary tale, a cultural parody, or just a reminder that not every groove is good, this collection is your uniform for the absurd resistance.