BENIDORM - MATEO CASTELLANOS T-SHIRT

A classic sitcom t-shirt available in black or white cotton.

If looks could kill (or at least get you free drinks at the Solana), then this Benidorm – Mateo Castellanos T-Shirt is all the ammunition you need. Inspired by Benidorm’s most charmingly sleazy lothario, this tee pays tribute to the eternally tanned, ever-shirtless, and totally unforgettable Mateo Castellanos, played to smirking perfection by Jake Canuso.

From the very first episode, Mateo brought heat to the pool bar—and we’re not just talking about the weather. With his tight trousers, oily six-pack, and irresistible accent, he was the walking cliché of Mediterranean flirtation, and he leaned into it with glorious, greasy gusto. Whether he was seducing married holidaymakers, charming the guests, or shamelessly admiring himself, Mateo was the man everyone loved to laugh at—and secretly swooned over.

More than just a walking innuendo, Mateo became a symbol of Benidorm’s campy charm and cheeky humour. Behind the shades and swagger was a character who delivered some of the show’s funniest moments, outrageous one-liners, and ridiculous situations. His constant run-ins with management, bedroom “adventures,” and unapologetic vanity made him a fan favourite for over a decade.

“The tighter the trousers, the closer to heaven.” - Mateo Castellanos

But it wasn’t all cocktails and conquests—Mateo also showed flashes of vulnerability, loyalty, and surprising heart. In a show full of eccentric characters, he stood out for his consistency: always fabulous, always flirtatious, and always, hilariously, himself.

This Mateo Castellanos T-Shirt is the perfect piece of resortwear-inspired nostalgia, ideal for fans of the show, lovers of 2000s British comedy, or anyone who appreciates a little flirtation and a lot of flair. Whether you’re poolside, pubside, or just longing for some Benidorm brilliance, Mateo brings the sunshine—and the smirk.

Because some people serve drinks. Mateo serves drama.

Includes optional backprint.

3 Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs):

Q1: Who plays Mateo in Benidorm?
A: Jake Canuso portrays Mateo Castellanos, the flirtatious, smooth-talking Spanish barman of the Solana Hotel.

Q2: Why is Mateo such a fan favourite?
A: Mateo’s combination of shameless flirting, ridiculous charm, and comedic timing made him one of the show’s most memorable and beloved characters.

Q3: Is this shirt official merchandise?
A: This is a fan tribute tee, celebrating Benidorm and the hilarious magic of Mateo Castellanos.