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Hellwood Collections

THE UNOFFICIAL STILL GAME COLLECTION

Celebrate the legendary Scottish sitcom and snag yourself the latest and coolest duds inspired by the denizens of Craiglang. While passing through the infamous Glasgow shitehole, why not pop in to Navid's General Store for an ounce of Drum, or The Clansman for a shite pint.

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THE DAVID LYNCH COLLECTION

Celebrate the King of Weird, the ultimate American surrealist, a true auteur, a bonafide maverick filmmaker and, as Mel Brooks named him, Jimmy Stewart From Mars. The David Lynch Collection presents a whole series of Lynchian Tees inspired the weird and wonderful world of David Lynch.

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DARK NOIR MOODS COLLECTION

Noir inspired T-Shirts for all lovers of hard boiled pulp fiction and film noir. The Dark Noir Moods Collection features feisty femme fatales and dishonoured detectives, trapped round the wrong corner in a world where no-one gets out alive.

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Our Featured Collection

SCOTTISH COMEDY COLLECTION

No longer can the dreadful description of the dour Scot be believed with the sheer sublime quality of cutting edge comedy coming out of the Highlands and Lowlands of Bonnie Scotland. Celebrate the very best in bonnie banter and heartfelt humour from the high flats with this unique collection of t-shirts inspired by the very best in Scottish comedy.

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TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE

THE OCCULT COLLECTION

Welcome all witches, warlocks, ghost hunters and ghouls to the home of the dark arts, a mystical, magical and monstrous collection of the finest occult t-shirts inspired by the unseen and the unkown.

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THE CONSPIRACY THEORY COLLECTION

Whatever the conspiracy, no matter how wild the theory, our unique collection of Conspiracy Theory T-Shirts provide the perfect apparel for all free thinkers. Wear your heart on your chest and help expose the nefarious machinations of the Illuminati. Break the stranglehold of the CIA's MKUltra Programming. Let the world know that you know who shot JFK, that you know how the Clinton's deal with adversaries, and that you have seen the hidden secrets of Area 51. Remember... The Truth Is Out There, But The Tees Are In Here.

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THE TRUE CRIME COLLECTION

Exclusive T-Shirts for all devotees of the dark side of life. Hellwood Outfitters present an original collection of t-shirts inspired by the most infamous true crime tales, their perpetrators and their victims. A must have collection for all the morbidly murderous and criminally curious souls out there in the unreal world.

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HELTER SKELTER IN THE SUMMER SWELTER

THE MANSON FAMILY COLLECTION

Check out this exclusive collection of Manson Family T-Shirts, inspired by the notorious 'Man Who Killed The Sixties' Charles Manson and his band of merciless murderous killers.

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Just A Little Bit Of History Repeating

THE DEADWOOD COLLECTION

Gone but not forgotten, check out this latest collection of tees inspired by the cult classic TV series, Deadwood, and the Old West town that lent its name. The Deadwood Collection returns to the land of gunslingers and gamblers, outlaws and lawmen.

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AMERICAN ASSASSINS COLLECTION

This collection of T-Shirts is inspired by the names that have gone down in infamy, featuring the misguided and mentally ill, the politically motivated and the purely potty.

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THE OLD WEST COLLECTION

Commemorate the bygone days of the American West. A time of the great frontier, of cowboys and card sharks, gunslingers, generals and good time gals. And a Civil War that divided a nation.

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NOT JUST VILLAINS, THE ODD HERO TOO

THE GUITAR HEROES COLLECTION

Hellwood Outfitters proudly present an original collection of t-shirts inspired by the worlds greatest guitar heroes. The Guitar Heroes Collection features heavy metal axe wielders and rock n roll strummers, electric virtuoso's and acoustic artistes.

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THE SHERLOCK HOLMES COLLECTION

Celebrate the world's greatest consulting detective with this exclusive collection of unique Sherlock related T-Shirts. Featuring classic portrayals and modern retellings, villains, victims and assorted Victoriana.

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THE FILMOGRAPHY COLLECTION

The Filmography Collection is an ever expanding selection of tees featuring the complete works of your favourite filmmakers on a stylish T-Shirt. Includes the king of weird, the giallo master, the obsessive perfectionist, the exile, and many, many more to come.

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