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QUOTABLE T-SHIRTS

Hellwood Outfitters present a unique collection of T-Shirts inspired by those once read, never forgotten words of wisdom.

Celebrate the infamous utterances from poets and artists, writers and stars, history makers and the certifiably insane.

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Wyatt Earp Tombstone T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Inspired by the classic modern western, Tombstone, Kurt Russell starred as the legendary Wyatt Earp and uttered the immortal lines 'Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?'
Wyatt Earp Tombstone Movie T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'You Called Down The Thunder, Well Now You've Got It.' The Wyatt Earp Tombstone Movie T-Shirt is inspired by Kurt Russell's starring role as Wyatt Earp in George P. Cosmatos' classic film Tombstone which retells the story of the relationship between...
World War I Propaganda T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. To Dress Extravagantly in War Time... a classic slice of history from World War One, tarted up and stuck on a t-shirt.
Withnail And I Quote T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Dripping with delicious and quotable lines, Bruce Robinson's Withnail and I stars Richard E. Grant and Paul McGann as two struggling actors in 1960's Camden Town. The Withnail and I Quote T-Shirt celebrates what has been described as 'Britain's biggest...
Witchfinder General T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live, unlesss they're wearing the stylish WITCHFINDER GENERAL T-Shirt from Hellwood Outfitters - featuring the legendary Vincent Price as Matthew Hopkins.
Wise Blood T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. First published in 1952, Wise Blood was the debut novel by American author Flannery O'Connor. Adapted in 1979, the Wise Blood T-Shirt is inspired by John Huston's Wise Blood movie starring Brad Dourif as Hazel Motes and John Huston himself as the...
William Tecumseh Sherman T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. A renowned General in the Union Army during the American Civil War, William Tecumseh Sherman was admired and reviled in equal measure for his strategic skill in the military and his 'scorched earth' policy of total war. The William Tecumseh...
William S. Burroughs T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Nobody owns life. But anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death. Who else but the inimitable William S. Burroughs, author of counter culture classics Naked Lunch and The Soft Machine.
William Jennings Bryan T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. William Jennings Bryan was a leading Democratic politician, three time Presidential candidate and former Secretary of State. He was also a strong opponent of evolutionary theory and opposed Clarence Darrow in the infamous 'Scopes monkey trial'.
Wild At Heart - Sailor Ripley T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Celebrate Nicholas Cage's career defining performance as Barry Gifford's Sailor Ripley in the cult classic film from David Lynch, Wild At Heart. The Wild At Heart - Sailor Ripley T-Shirt is just one of a new set of unique and...
Wild At Heart - Perdita Durango T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Celebrate Isabella Rossellini's startling performance as Barry Gifford's Perdita Durango in the cult classic film from David Lynch, Wild At Heart. The Wild At Heart - Perdita Durango T-Shirt is just one of a new set of unique and unofficial tees featuring characters...
Wild At Heart - Lula Pace Fortune T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Celebrate Laura Dern's career defining performance as Barry Gifford's Lula Pace Fortune in the cult classic film from David Lynch, Wild At Heart. The Wild At Heart - Lula Pace Fortune T-Shirt is just one of a new set of unique and...
Wild At Heart - Bobby Peru T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Celebrate Willem Dafoe's career defining performance as Barry Gifford's Bobby Peru in the cult classic film from David Lynch, Wild At Heart. The Wild At Heart - Bobby Peru T-Shirt is just one of a new set of unique and unofficial tees...
Wicked Young Man T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'I Got A Pocketful Of Bullets And A Blueprint Of The School, I'm The Devil's Little Soldier I'm The Devil's Little Tool.' The Wicked Young Man T-Shirt is inspired by the Alice Cooper song from his bestselling album Brutal Planet,...
Welcome To Deadwood T-Shirt
From £20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Celebrate the much loved classic HBO series Deadwood with this original Welcome To Deadwood T-Shirt featuring all your favourite characters including Al Swearengen, Trixie, Doc Cochran, Calamity Jane, Cy Tolliver and Seth Bullock.Includes optional backprint.
We Believe T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. The We Believe T-Shirt is a unique design for all those who have taken the leap into the dark, crossed over from the safety of the non believers and joined the ranks of the conspiracy loons. Hallelujah!
Walter Sobchak - The Big Lebowski T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'Am I The Only One Around Here Who Gives A Shit About The Rules?' The Walter Sobchak - The Big Lebowski T-Shirt celebrates John Goodman's classic portrayal of the possibly psychopathic Walter Sobchak in the Coen Brothers hit film The Big Lebowski....
Walt Whitman T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Celebrate the iconic American poet, essayist and journalist Walt Whitman with this exclusive t-shirt from Hellwood Outfitters.
Vote Arthur Daley T-Shirt
£20.00
A black or white cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. The Vote Arthur Daley T-Shirt celebrates the late George Cole's hilarious character Arthur Daley from the long running comedy drama Minder. The election poster design is inspired by the series 5 episode 'The Balance Of Power' which sees Arthur fighting...
Vintage Sign T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Cursing is prohibited. This stylish tee from Hellwood Outfitters features a vintage Americana sign.
Vintage Beware Sign T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'Beware, This Establishment is Frequented by Pick-Pockets and Loose Women' Check out this Vintage Beware Sign T-Shirt from Hellwood, old west styled with a modern message.
Victor Meldrew T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'I'm sorry, what language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks.' Celebrate everyone's geriatric hero and favourite misanthrope with this exclusive Victor Meldrew T-Shirt featuring Richard Wilson as the iconic Victor from the hit sitcom One Foot...
V For Vendetta T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.People should not be afraid of their Governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. This classic anarchist t-shirt is inspired by V for Vendetta, the cult movie starring Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman.
V - Resist or Perish T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. V began life as a two part science fiction miniseries written and directed by Kenneth Johnson. When huge saucer-like spaceships appear above the Earth, society is divided over whether these new 'visitors' are all that they appear to be. The...
Uber Driver By Day T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'Uber Driver By Day... Psychotic Serial Killer By Night.' Check out the Uber Driver By Day T-Shirt from Hellwood Outfitters, the must have tee for all wannabe Travis Bickles. Where once being a truck driver was the chosen career for errant...
Twin Peaks - The Owls Are Not What They Seem T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Inspired by David Lynch and Mark Frost's cult favourite Twin Peaks, the Twin Peaks - The Owls Are Not What They Seem T-Shirt is a must have design for all denizens of the Black Lodge.
Truman Capote T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Celebrate the genius of Truman Capote, author of Breakfast at Tiffanys and In Cold Blood, with this unique tee.
Townes Van Zandt T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. It's Easier Than Just A Waitin' Round To Die The Townes Van Zandt T-Shirt is inspired by the late, great American singer songwriter and his song Waitin' Round To Die. More of a cult figure than a mainstream success, much...
Tom Wolfe - Bullshit Reigns T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. The Tom Wolfe - Bullshit Reigns T-Shirt is inspired by the famous quote from Wolfe's quintessential novel of the 1980's Bonfire Of The Vanities.
Tom Waits Don't Look Back T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Dedicated to the musical icon that is TOM WAITS, this T-Shirt features the legend himself, and a famous quote.
Tom Waits A Little Drop Of Poison T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Inspired by the Tom Waits song and featured in the movies End of Violence and Shrek 2, the A Little Drop of Poison T-Shirt is a unique and exclusive typographic design from Hellwood Outfitters.
Tom Waits - Hold On T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops. Inspired by the classic Tom Waits song, Hold On, this full colour tee features the famous lyric from the Mule Variations album.
Tim Curry Pennywise T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'They All Float Down Here' If Tim Curry's turn in stockings and suspenders wasn't scary enough, his portrayal of Pennywise in Stephen King's IT spawned a generation of coulrophobes. The Tim Curry Pennywise T-Shirt features his chilling portrayal of the otherworldly...
Thomas Pynchon Quote T-Shirt
£20.00
A black or white cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'There Is Nothing So Loathsome As A Sentimental Surrealist.' The Thomas Pynchon Quote T-Shirt is inspired by Pynchon's award winning novel 'Gravity's Rainbow'. TIME named the novel one of its "All-Time 100 Greatest Novels", a list of the best...
They Live T-Shirt
£20.00
A black or white cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Inspired by the cult classic John Carpenter movie, Hellwood Outfitters present this exclusive They Live T-Shirt. Starring Roddy Piper, Keith David and Meg Foster, They Live has garnered a large cult following and its many quotations have found...
Thelma And Louise T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon starred in Ridley Scott's groundbreaking 1991 film Thelma and Louise. Written by Callie Khouri, who won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay, Thelma and Louise was a controversial critical and commercial success and inspired this...
The Woodsman - Twin Peaks T-Shirt
£20.00
A black or white cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. The Woodsman - Twin Peaks T-Shirt is inspired by the terrifying and mysterious characters that litter the world of Twin Peaks, appearing throughout time but always in the guise of dishevelled, bearded men. Episode 8 of Twin Peaks - The...
The Village Green Preservation Society T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Inspired by the classic song by The Kinks and their acclaimed sixth studio album, commemorate the passing of old English traditions with The Village Green Preservation Society T-Shirt.
The Transcendentalists T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Celebrate the leading lights, founders and major contributors to the Transcendentalist movement, featuring Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry David Thoreau, John Muir and Amos Bronson Alcott.
The Tell-Tale Heart T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.The Tell-Tale Heart T-Shirt features the original 1919 illustration by Harry Clarke for Edgar Allan Poe's creepy tale of an unnamed narrator who endeavors to convince the reader of his sanity, while describing a murder he committed.
The Singing Detective T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.Celebrate Dennis Potter's infamous film noir series with The Singing Detective T-Shirt from Hellwood. Michael Gambon starred as mystery writer and psoriatic arthropathy sufferer Philip E. Marlow in what is widely regarded as one of the finest TV dramas of the 20th Century....
The Shining Typewriter T-Shirt
£20.00
A black or white cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.' Jack Nicholson starred as Jack Torrance in Stanley Kubrick's classic horror 'The Shining', adapted from the bestselling novel by Stephen King. The Shining Typewriter T-Shirt is inspired by...
The Revolution Will Be Televised T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles.The Revolution Will Be Televised... and available for 7 days on the BBC IPlayer.The ideal t-shirt for the armchair revolutionary.
The Reflecting Skin T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. The Reflecting Skin T-Shirt celebrates Philip Ridley's 1990 horror movie starring Jeremy Cooper, Viggo Mortensen and Lindsay Duncan. Described by its director as a "mythical interpretation" of childhood, the film weaves elements of vampirism, Surrealism, black comedy, and religious zealotry throughout...
The Process T-Shirt
£20.00
A black cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'There Is Nothing More Evil In The Universe Than Man' His word is Hell, and he himself is the Devil. So wrote Robert De Grimston, founder of The Process Church of the Final Judgement during the 60's and 70's, and...
The Prisoner - Welcome To The Village T-Shirt
From £20.00
Welcome to the Village.  While you’re here, why not pick up one of these snazzy Prisoner t-shirts. The Prisoner Welcome To The Village T-Shirt is inspired by the classic Sixties TV show starring Patrick McGoohan as the eponymous Number Six. Includes optional backprint.
The Peoples Temple - Jonestown T-Shirt
£20.00
A black or white cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. Jonestown was the informal name for the Peoples Temple Agricultural Project formed by the Peoples Temple, an American religious organization under the leadership of Jim Jones, in northwestern Guyana. Jonestown gained notoriety when on November 18 1978 over...
The Outlaw Life T-Shirt
£20.00
A black or white cotton t-shirt available in gents and ladies styles. 'When Evil Rises Good Men Must Become Outlaws' Check out this original tee, exclusive to Hellwood and a must have item for all lovers of liberty and the neverending battle against evil.