MURDER BY DEATH T-SHIRT

A Classic Movie t-shirt available in black cotton.

Five famous detectives. One twisted evening. Infinite laughs.
The Murder By Death T-Shirt is a smart, sly, and sinister salute to the uproarious 1976 film where murder, mystery, and parody collide under one gloriously creaky roof.

Directed by Robert Moore and written by Neil Simon, Murder by Death assembled a cast of legendary actors to satirize the greatest fictional detectives of all time — from Agatha Christie’s Hercule Poirot to Dashiell Hammett’s Sam Spade. Peter Sellers, David Niven, Maggie Smith, Peter Falk, Alec Guinness, and a cavalcade of genre legends brought razor-sharp absurdity to a locked-room mystery where the guests themselves are the ultimate suspects — and the ultimate jokes.

“Something’s wrong in this house! The butler’s blind, the cook’s dead, and the guests are suspicious!” — Sidney Wang

This shirt captures the colorful chaos with an illustrated homage to the film’s most unforgettable faces — all dressed to deceive, ready to reveal, and absolutely ready to kill. A must-wear for fans of whodunits, classic cinema, and offbeat comedies that wink at tradition while gleefully tearing it apart.

Whether you're a mystery maven, a Neil Simon fanatic, or just someone who believes every great evening should include secret passages, missing corpses, and one very suspicious blind butler, this t-shirt lets you wear the crime — and the comedy.

Murder has never been so stylish. Or so stupidly brilliant.

Includes optional backprint.

💬 FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FAQs)

Q1: Who would love this t-shirt the most?
A1: Fans of classic murder mysteries, vintage comedies, Neil Simon's sharp writing, and anyone who appreciates cult cinema parodies.

Q2: Does the design feature specific characters?
A2: Yes — it’s an artistic tribute to the film’s detective parodies, capturing the spirit and style of the legendary cast.

Q3: What makes Murder by Death a cult classic?
A3: Its brilliant blend of homage and satire, unforgettable performances, and the way it lovingly mocks the detective genre with pure comedic genius.