HE'S BEHIND YOU T-SHIRT

A dark humour t-shirt available in black cotton.

“No, you’re not paranoid — I really am behind you.”
That’s the chilling charm of the He’s Behind You T-Shirt — a delightfully disturbing design that turns social anxiety into snarky style. It’s part jump scare, part joke, and 100% unnerving.

Featuring the unsettling slogan boldly printed across the front and a shadowy figure lurking just out of sight — hiding in the bushes, naturally — this t-shirt is a wearable wink to fans of horror, dark comedy, and the mildly deranged.

Perfect for people who love to make others do a double take, this design captures that uncanny feeling someone’s watching you… because maybe they are. Whether you're creeping around a Halloween party or just lurking through everyday life, this tee ensures you’re dressed to distress.

For lovers of urban legends, creepy pasta, and black mirror vibes, this tee is your spirit animal in cotton form. It’s for the ones who whisper “boo” in elevators and leave fake blood in the fridge for fun. It’s scary, sarcastic, and scarily accurate.

Wear it loud, wear it proud, and always check the bushes.

💬 FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FAQs)

Q1: Is this t-shirt horror-themed or just funny?
A1: Both! It’s rooted in creepy visuals and psychological discomfort but delivered with tongue-in-cheek humour.

Q2: What inspired the “He’s Behind You” slogan?
A2: It's a play on paranoia, horror tropes, and that primal fear of being watched — twisted into a brilliant bit of black comedy.

Q3: Who would wear this kind of shirt?
A3: Horror fans, lovers of dark jokes, and people who like to keep strangers on edge — and friends laughing nervously.